squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

dominicandeathtrap:

i just forgot about all my problems

I can’t stop laughing. 

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

holybazookas:

Just another day in the hood

holybazookas:

Just another day in the hood

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

bang-bang-bruno:

savemeamazeme:

THE FRANCO LAUGH

haha have sex with me.

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants